Taking a leaf out of cheezmonke's book, because if it's the day of luuuv then I figure I should ~*spread some love around*~ and the five-people limit of LJ-valentines is not enough - if anyone wants a Valentine's Day card, comment with your address and I'll send you one. :)

(Comments are screened.)

OKAY YOU GUYS, SOME PEOPLE DID THE ELJAY VALENTINE THING AND I AM EASY LIKE THAT SO YEAH.


So I watched ep 5.13 of Supernatural yesterday, (and then rewatched, what, half of it? Because Megavideo is a terrible, terrible site except for when it's being awesome.) and I'm still not sure if I'm capable of writing a post that isn't composed mainly of OMG OMG OMG DAFDASDFASDFASDFSD OMG HOLY SHIT!!!!!


Holy shit, what an episode that was. When did you get so consistently awesome, Supernatural? What happened to you?


( SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT )

masiru_chan wanted a Psych Shawn/Lassiter drabble with the prompt "inventive uses of pineapple, Jehova's Witnesses, a duck". And apparently I fail at writing romance between these guys - GODDAM IT WHY CAN'T YOU JUST HOLD HANDS - so there are two very related ficlets here. Cheers!

( inventive uses of pineapple )

OKAY, I'LL BITE.

The first five people to comment in this post get to request that I write a drabble of any pairing/character of their choosing. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability level.

Since the last time I posted, I have:

- Watched a lot of Supernatural. No, like, a lot. "Two and a half seasons"-a lot. (And I've loved every minute of it, even the ones where I fell asleep.)
- Somehow managed not to fail any subjects.
- Sort of figured out what to do with my life.

Yeah, those last two surprised me too.

Thanks for the comments on the last entry, guys - you have no idea how much it means to me. ♥♥♥



I got the third season of Supernatural and the second season, the bag and cufflinks I ordered from Etsy are (finally) here, and no-one got stabbed in a family-related accident today.

Somewhat (really) un-Christmassy Christmas spam, because I love you guys and I need to share:

( spam spam spam )

I think this textbook has actually gotten worse. Like, just looking at the pages actually brings me to tears. Obviously this is what I'm supposed to do with my life: I am going to write a history textbook that doesn't suck the soul out of its readers.

Meanwhile, I am furiously plotting fic to distract myself.


This cannot end well. D:

Title: Dispute
Characters: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: PG-13?
Word Count: 737
Summary: "I think we're haunted."
Warnings: Uh. Lack of shame?
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Notes: Losercase repost of this fic, for the people whose eyes bleed when overexposed to the CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

( Dispute )

I GOT AN A ON MY ENGLISH ORAL.





And then yesterday we went to see Ingrid Bjørnov and Kari Slaatsveen. IT WAS ~UH-MAYZING, YOU GUYS. There was music and stand up and stand up music and they auctioned off the ugliest pair of boots I have ever seen for 88$. I wish there were clips up on youtube, but the closest I can get is this bit:



Imagine that, only longer and comparing ABBA to Grieg, and you've got part of it.

Also, this week's episode of Glee made me vomit in my mouth a little.

WELL WHY NOT.

THE FANFICTION LOVE MEME

So, um.


Yeah.


Title: DISPUTE
Characters: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Rating: PG-13?
Word Count: 737
Summary: "I THINK WE'RE HAUNTED."
Warnings: CAPS LOCK. Like, the entire thing. (I'll post a lapscock LOSERCASE lowercase version later. Maybe.) Also, lack of shame.
Notes: HAPPY (REALLY BELATED) BIRTHDAY, b_b_banana! I told myself about half a year ago that I was going to write McShep for your birthday.

I'm so, so sorry it turned out to be this thing.


( DISPUTE )

Ganked from b_b_banana :

1) Post a list of up to 20 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/bands that you've had an obsessive fannish love or interest in at some time in your life.
2) Have your f-list guess your favourite character/member from each item.
3) When someone guesses correctly, strikethrough the item and put the name of your favorite character next to it.

1.Harry Potter
2.Howl's Moving Castle – the book series
3.Discworld
4.Good Omens
5.Supernatural
6.Merlin
7.Glee
8.Being Human
9.TURCHWAD Torchwood
10.Britannia High (LMFAO.)
11.Black Books
12.Southland
13.Star Trek
14.Ouran High School Host Club
15.Case Closed!
16.Fullmetal Alchemist
17.Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro
18.Young Avengers
19.Saiyuki
20.xxxHolic

I went to the doctor yesterday, and it turns out I have a sinus infection. Awesome. And then he put me on penicillin. It went kind of like this:

Doctor: We always have to weigh our options carefully when it comes to penicillin, because of the side effects...
Me: ... wait, side effects?
Doctor: ... But I think you should take it nontheless. *writes out prescription*
Me: Side effects?!

But yeah. One side effect turns out to be feeling kind of like you want to throw up.


IN OTHER NEWS, Halloween Bowling! I'm going as girl!Shaun, and it's going to be totally awesome.



SO, FLIST, I WANT TO KNOW:
- What are you dressing up as?
- Are you doing NaNoWriMo this year?

So I am kind of fucked for my exam tomorrow. (EXAM. TOMORROW. OH GOD.)

I'm at the point where it's nearly physically impossible for me to focus on anything - being sick, apparently, will do this to you - which makes it impossible to actually study, not to mention taking a five-hour exam, I'm also set to get my period sometime tomorrow. While I am writing. On a test that makes fifty per cent of my final grade. (Horse tranquilisers: consider them brought.)

I NEED THIS NOT TO FAIL SO BAD, YOU GUYS. OMG.

I should find some articles and quotes on the relevant subjects, but atm I think I'd rather pass out for a while.

sick. I'd play List the Ailments, but really I just kind of want to die. On the bright side, I've got a doctor's appointment next Friday.

I was gonna post this yesterday, though, soo.


Title: Edward Cullen Does Not Care About the Weather
Rating: PG-13 for swearing.
Word Count: 4,159
Summary: "Maybe it's like, you know, unicorns."
Warnings: Vampires.
Notes: This is the second fic I've posted here that was originally inspired by a Gaia writing contest. (DUN JUDGE ME.) Beta'd by oceansex, who is awesome. Awesome like a fox.
( SCIENCE. )

We've got three in-depth studies coming up - one of them is the Norwegian one about zombies - but I'm a leetle bit unsure about what I want to go with in English and Music History.


English
a. We Barf Rainbows
A look at the relationship of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen. (Title yanked from this review, more or less.)

b. Your Vagina Is Haunted!
Female sexuality in comics. (Working title, obvs.)

c. Proud.
Views on homosexuality in English speaking countries.

Music History
a. Indie-music

b. Indian folk and Bollywood music


HELP ME YOU GUYS I CAN'T DECIDE. D:

Poll #1470643 What should I choose?
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: None, participants: 7

English

Music History

the I AM meme
okay, really am going to bed now.

I promise.

Cold tea is disgusting.

I just thought I'd put that out there. I mean, somehow I've started actually liking tea, which is a goddam miracle in itself. Without sugar, even. D:

But cold tea? YOU GO TOO FAR, MISTER. TOO FAR.


YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS, I GOT A PLURK ACCOUNT. (And have had for a bit, but I'm slow with this, okay?) IT'S LIKE TWITTER EXCEPT IT DOESN'T SUCK. \o/

I also got a Facebook account - for school reasons, jfc - and just looking at the front page makes me feel like a creeper. I SUDDENLY KNOW HOW CAS FELT IN THAT BROTHEL, YOU GUYS. (Mistyped that as "brother" at first, but I'm not gonna go there. YOU DO IT FOR ME.)



Get the feeling that I should keep the RL and fandom stuff separate, because. Um. Gay porn.


ALSO CANNOT FIND BRA. On a scale from embarrassing to 10, this is an I DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY WITHOUT BRA ON. ;___;


ON THE OTHER HAND:



THIS DUDE IS AWESOME. HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS, HE DOES ALL THAT WITH HIS MOUTH. (On the other hand, Death Cab for Cutie's latest song, Meet Me on the Equinox, is just kind of meh, and IT WAS WRITTEN FOR NEW MOON. You better get paid real good for that, guys.)

OMG YOU GUYS.

( the latest Supernatural casting call )


Also, someone put Problem Sleuth to music. I'd forgotten how insane that thing was. (IT'S BEAUTIFUL.)